At the risk of sounding like a broken record,
network television did not have a good year in 2021-2022. But at this
point, basically nobody including myself expected that it would.
Live-viewing audience numbers are dropping to levels that would have
been unthinkable even five years ago, with viewership in the 3-4 million
range now being considered impressive for the launch of a new series.
The broadcast networks seem increasingly resigned to being the home
entertainment ghetto and are spreading themselves thin with a relatively
small number of expansion-pack franchises that keep spawning uninspired
sequels. The result is a broadcast TV landscape that's becoming the
lowest-denominator flavor of risk-averse comfort food for its shrinking
and aging audience. Some would say network TV has always been like
this, and in various years in the past it has been, but one would be
guilty of recency bias if they said network TV never colored outside the
lines.
The more interesting complication is that the
sociopolitical values of those who make network TV are diverging with
the values of those who still watch network TV a little more every day.
The dead-enders still watching the 31 flavors of "NCIS," "Law and
Order," and "FBI" skew disproportionately older, white, and rural while
the networks are now mandating that 50% of the cast and crew of their
series be some combination of gay, transgender, or people of color. In
other words, the highly educated nonwhite professional class, who tends
to traffic in unrelenting wokeism with a religious zealotry, are
writing, producing, and directing the entertainment that's being
marketed to an increasingly conservative audience. To put it mildly,
this constitutes a substantial mismatch between the content creators and
the content consumers, and it will likely hasten the erosion of the
existing network television audience by viewers uncomfortable getting
preached at about issues they disagree with.
All of that points to a network television landscape
on the near-term horizon where I'll be one of the very last remaining
foot soldiers. Will they lose me too? Probably not entirely but I'll
be less likely to sample new series if I'm suspicious they're simply
test-driving it for a season 2 pay-per-view run, as was done by CBS last
year with the avant garde horror series "Evil". I'd bet that I
consumed about a third fewer hours of television this past season than I
did last, so if this attrition continues I'll become part of the very
problem I've been grumbling about in recent years....the erasure of the
broadcast model for television. But at least for now, I'm still
onboard, so without further adieu, here's my annual review of the shows I
watched this year....
9-1-1--This first responder series has just finished
its fifth season and the formula still works reasonably well thanks to a
strong cast and a mix of humor, suspense, and drama that remains more
effective than not. Not every story idea they explore lands like an
Olympic gymnast and the CGI sometimes falls short of the mark, but
"9-1-1" has proven itself capable of hitting you square in the gut on
occasion. I dare anybody to hold the tears in after watching the recent episode where a young
mother, riddled with internal injuries after a fall through a sinkhole,
makes her final call to her daughters waiting on the surface who are
expecting her imminent rescue. Moments that impactful might be less
frequent than in earlier seasons, but even when the series follows a
more standard procedural formula, it manages to entertain more
consistently than its peers. One thing the series needs to work on
though is its audio mix. I routinely fail to pick up on the dialogue
whenever there's blaring music in the background, which happens nearly
every episode. Grade: B
9-1-1: Lone Star--Rob Lowe's Texas-based "9-1-1"
spinoff keeps bouncing me around like a yo-yo. Its first season pretty
much left me numb. In season 2, it showed a burst of life with some
solidly crafted stories that were at least as strong as some of the best
episodes of its predecessor. And then in season 3 this past year, it
unfortunately validated my original suspicions about the series. Things
got off to a really bad start with a four-part season premiere where
the Lone Star State was struck with a massive blizzard. Even without
accounting for the fact that an extended story about a blizzard was
being produced by showrunners who'd clearly never experienced winter
weather in their lives, there were moments so dreadful that they played
like a "Saturday Night Live" parody. Only in the fourth and final
episode of the blizzard arc did they manage some clever writing
reminiscent of what's kept me plugged in to the "9-1-1" franchise for
the last five years. And it was an uneven Texas backroad for the rest
of the season as well. Rob Lowe's Owen Strand character had an
interesting lapse into escalating anger issues capstoned in the
excellent episode "Impulse Control" but the momentum was squandered with
the absurdly lackluster follow-up episode "Down to Clown" the following
week. Beyond that, too many of the other characters remain quite flat
and the amount of time spent on TK and his boyfriend Carlos is excessive
by orders of magnitude. If a given series' inspirational flourishes
get fewer and further between as it proceeds, even a loyal viewer like
myself can sometimes decide to walk away. Given my preexisting
skepticism about this uninspired spinoff, I could envision this
happening if "9-1-1: Lone Star" gets picked up for season 4. But at
least for now, I long to experience more of the soaring narrative highs
this show took me on in season 2 and will hold my nose and work through
the manure to find it. Grade: C
The Cleaning Lady--I went into Fox's rookie Monday
night suspense thriller with elevated hopes. After all, back in 2014,
Fox brought us the mind-blowingly excellent 13-episode masterpiece "Gang
Related" featuring a cop with the LA gang unit working as a double
agent for one of the city's nastiest gangs, and "The Cleaning Lady" came
out eight years later with a similarly promising premise. Set in Las
Vegas, undocumented immigrant Thony was working as a free-lance custodian
with a sick son in desperate need of medical care that she couldn't
afford. A chance encounter with a Vegas gangster whose "mess" Thony
agreed to clean up led to a long-term partnership, but also an FBI
investigation that forced Thony to work both sides. It was a great
premise that lent itself to the same kinds of highly intense plot twists
and cliffhangers seen in shows like "Prison Break" and the
aforementioned "Gang Related" that at least for me have always made for
the most compelling television. Throw in an interesting look at the
subculture of undocumented immigrant families living in the shadows of
Las Vegas glamour and it seemed like a can't-lose premise. And indeed,
the first several episodes lived up to the series' potential. But at
some point in the course of the series' 10-episode first season, "The
Cleaning Lady" felt like it was at least partially going off the rails
with some bizarre character decisions, confusing plot twists, and flat
narrative pivots. By the time of its March season finale, I was nowhere
near as electrified as I'd hoped to be based on the early episodes.
Still, "The Cleaning Lady" found a decent-sized audience by today's
standards and has been renewed for season 2. I'd be lying if I said I
wasn't a bit disappointed by where things left off compared to where
they started, but I'm still eager to follow this series into its second
season and see what they do with it. And I even have a reasonable
measure of confidence that they'll find their footing again when they
return. There are so few serialized shows on today's primetime network
schedule that deviate from the procedural boilerplate that viewers
should latch on to those that do with their fingernails. Grade: B
FBI--As soon as this Dick Wolf procedural began to
expand to multiple franchises, as Dick Wolf procedurals always seem to
do, I had a nagging feeling that they would attempt to bridge crossover
storylines from one series to the next. And sure enough, CBS chose to
do that with with the season opener of the franchise's flagship series.
That was it for me...sort of. I decided to be an "occasional" viewer
of "FBI" from that point forward, catching it when I had an hour free on
Tuesday evening but not sweating it if I happened to miss it. And I've
followed through on that, catching "FBI" about a half dozen times in
season 4. It remains a pretty solid procedural with effective dramatic
build-up and suspense, but I have no interest in watching three
consecutive hours of it on Tuesday nights or to be baited by showrunners
into sampling the series with semiregular "crossover episodes" put forward in the
hopes of getting me hooked. Network television is currently beset by the
worst "cloning" problem in the medium's history and I'm less likely than
ever to indulge this cynical tactic at a time when fresh ideas are so
desperately needed. Grade: C+
The Wonder Years--As can be attested by those who've
read this site in the past, I remain a huge fan of the original "Wonder
Years" series nearly three decades after it rode off into the sunset. I
also remain vulnerable to network TV's persistent efforts to reboot
beloved franchises of my childhood, particularly when there's enough of a
twist to the concept to potentially breathe new life into the format.
And for better or worse, a version of "The Wonder Years" featuring a
black family from Montgomery, Alabama, in 1968 with narration from Don
Cheadle was definitely poised to diverge from the original. And I must
admit I've been very pleasantly surprised with what they've done. The
spirit of the original remains but the characters are originals with a
vastly different spectrum of motivations and crossroads to encounter. I
really hoped the series wouldn't lean too heavily into a
one-dimensional racial guilt narrative but it's also exceeded my
expectations on that front, doing so right from the get-go where
pre-teen protagonist Dean actually manipulated the recent death of
Martin Luther King, Jr. as a shameless and immature attempt to engender
racial sympathy for himself amongst white teachers. It was the kind of
interesting narrative angle that I'd hoped to see given the racial and
regional perspective being drawn upon. The stories have generally been
on-point all season, and the series pulled off a very effective hat tip
to the original in a recent episode with the return of son Jimmy from
Vietnam. Unfortunately, as of this writing, drama on the set has
apparently reached critical mass with the termination of
director/producer Fred Savage (the star of the original series) based on
harassment charges that have been ruled credible. It's a highly
unfortunate headline that may well endanger the series' prospects for a
second season, but if it returns, I definitely plan to continue watching
to see how the series progresses with the calendar into 1969 and
beyond. Grade: B+
The Conners--I can't put a finger on why the
cynical, blue-collar "Conners" didn't quite capture me this season the
way it has in previous seasons, but I walk away from its fourth season
feeling a bit weary. The series, along with its 90s predecessor, has
always infused plenty of topical social issue themes into its stories,
but this year it felt more artificial when Darlene's son Mark became a
drug dealer or when the neighbor was killed in a hail of gunfire on live
TV. The treatment is never as mawkish on this series as the typical
"very special episode" of sitcoms of another era, but I still didn't
think it was handled all that convincingly this year. I'm likewise not
overly captivated with the current ongoing storyline of Darlene and
Becky moving into a fixer-upper. The fact that John Goodman's Dan
Conner character is clearly a senior citizen yet still can't seem to
discover the easy solution to his incessant financial woes (retirement)
or pay the mortgage despite fully employed live-in adult daughters paying him
rent begins to strain credibility over time. I salute the showrunners
for their effort to portray the escalating vulnerabilities of
working-class life in America, but attempting to shoehorn all of these
issues to fit the Conner family's reality increasingly comes off as
contrived. With that said, there are still an above-average quotient of
laughs each week along with an impressive selection of guest stars (Joe
Walsh, Christopher Lloyd) to help bring most episodes up on their feet
to some extent. They also continue to do a nice job with callbacks to
the original "Roseanne" series that gives it a sense of continuity
that's very rare with reboots and sequels. I'll continue to watch "The
Conners" and enjoy it more weeks than not, but they should nonetheless
consider either winding things down or at least allowing geriatric Dan
and Jackie the opportunity to retire rather than pretending they still
need to work 80 hours a week to put food on the table. Grade: B-
The Blacklist--I've defended the veteran James
Spader series season after season for aging relatively well, but after
nearly 200 episodes this series needs to wrap things up. It's quite
astonishing that it's still on the air, in the final weeks of its ninth
season and already renewed for a tenth. I'd have figured Spader would
have gotten bored with this show years ago, along with audiences, but
Spader is hanging in there and the audience remains remarkably
resilient, routinely exceeding downgraded viewership expectations in its
forgotten Friday time slot. Unfortunately, "The Blacklist" lost a lot
of credibility for me late last season. Its final batch of episodes
aired in June and they were incoherent disasters, rendering all events
preceding them in season 8 to be nonsensical. I wasn't the only fan who
was disgruntled either, and I expected to see a higher rate of fan
attrition going into season 9....but I was wrong. To be fair, the
series did manage a few solid episodes early in the season dealing with
the aftermath of Agent Keen's death and its effect on her fellow agents,
but particularly in the second half of the season currently airing on
Friday nights, the series has been spinning its wheels creatively.
That's not to say I don't have confidence that "The Blacklist" won't
come up with some additional compelling episodes as it continues its
spectacular decadelong run as this series always manages some excellent
hours of television every year, but last year's jump-the-shark
embarrassments to wrap up the season was a full realization of the risk
that comes for a series to run past its expiration date and make things
up as they go every step of the way into old age. I'm sure I'll
continue to indulge "The Blacklist" as a Friday night guilty pleasure
for as long as it continues, but the bloom is long ago off the flower
and I'd prefer it save face and wrap things up. Grade: C+
Big Sky--David E. Kelley's Gothic, Montana-based
murder mystery series had flashes of brilliance in its inaugural season
but suffered a pretty severe sophomore slump in its second season. It
was clear that showrunners were making just about everything up as they
went along and most creative choices reflected that lack of long-term
vision. For every plot twist that successfully landed, there seemed to
be three that fell flat. I'll give them credit for an exciting plot
device launching the new season where a group of teenagers got a hold of
a bag full of money and stolen drugs, raising the ire of out-of-town
crime bosses who the money and drugs belonged to. But momentum was lost
pretty quickly after this promising start, especially with the
low-energy Bhullar crime family that has since taken center stage. Even
less effective was the attempt to revive John Carroll Lynch's sinister
Rick Legarski character from season 1 in the form of his backwoods
brother Wolf, holding delusional fugitives Ronald and Scarlet hostage in
his barn. It's hard to overstate how much of a bust that story was.
There are still flashes of solid storytelling and some interesting
exchanges of dialogue to be found in "Big Sky" that keep me on the
reservation, but it wouldn't break my heart if ABC decided to pull the
plug and not bring it back for season 3. Right now, it's on the bubble
but my money is on it getting picked up whether it deserves to be or
not. Grade: C
SWAT--When I watched the pilot episode of "SWAT"
back in 2017, I wasn't entirely sold, but I stuck with the show and I'm
glad because it's without question the strongest and most action-packed
procedural on CBS's long roster. It's been a tough road getting to 100
episodes but "SWAT" pulled off that feat during its fifth season which
just ended, easily eclipsing the original version from the mid-70s which
didn't even last two full seasons. It seems that "SWAT" has found its
audience as well, seeing its numbers go up and easily renewed for season
6 after spending the previous couple of seasons "on the bubble" at
renewal time. Just like all CBS procedurals, not every episode of
"SWAT" sticks the landing but it has a pretty good batting average,
maintaining the zippy pace of 80s-era action shows like "The A-Team"
without sacrificing character or (usually) plot development. This
year's season premiere, filmed in Mexico, was an excellent example of
"SWAT" at its best, featuring fast action, interesting characters, and a
highly engaging story. The 100th episode, where Hondo was the victim
of a deep fake in a video where he appeared to be executing another cop,
was another outstanding entry. Not every episode was as memorable as
those two but there weren't many episodes where I walked away feeling
like I wasted an hour, which can't be said for some of the other series
in this review. It's getting harder and harder to make 22 episodes per
season but "SWAT" pulled it off this year and it did so without obvious
budgetary skimping or half-assed backdoor pilots introducing new
characters. "SWAT" can be a little
too "woke" just as everything
coming out of Hollywood is lately but they do a pretty good job of
offering conflicting perspectives. I wouldn't have figured this show
had five seasons in it but it's still going strong and I'm eager to see
if they can maintain the quality for season 6. Grade: B
Magnum P.I.--When it comes to breezy
procedural reboots, nothing compares to the half-assed reimagining of
"Magnum, P.I.", which keeps trudging on despite the termination of
one-time showrunner Peter Lenkov. With four seasons in the rearview
mirror and more likely on the way, "Magnum" and its legion of "fans"
know exactly what they're getting into every Friday night when they tune
in....a barely coherent detective show plot with terrible writing,
weaker-yet secondary stories, and even worse CGI special effects. With
that said, those Hawaiian visuals, some solid location work, and the
occasional humorous exchange are quite helpful in allowing the viewer to
paper over all that is lackluster about the series and just be content
that you have an action show to watch on Friday night while digesting
your delicious frozen pizza dinner. In the past I believed Jay
Hernandez was miscast as Thomas Magnum but he's growing on me. I've
always found him charismatic and capable of carrying a series but
"Magnum" didn't feel like the right fit. The character's more human
moments--such as his deathbed persuasion of a crusty old Vietnam vet to
make peace with his estranged brother before he passed--came across as
authentic enough to where Hernandez pulled it off. Most of the series'
supporting players are stiffs, but I occasionally take an interest in
Rick and Detective Katsumoto even though their material is mostly pretty
maudlin. I'm not at all invested in Magnum and Higgins' budding
romance though and see that as a risky pivot for the series to
consummate, as seems poised to happen in season 5. I wouldn't lose one
moment's sleep if the "Magnum, P.I." reboot went away forever, but
unless the series goes into the kind of death spiral we saw in season 4
of "Scorpion" several years ago, I'll probably keep wasting an hour of
my Friday night watching it just as I did with "Hawaii Five-O" all those
years. In this case, not being the horrific "MacGyver" reboot is about
the best thing "Magnum P.I." has going for it, and whatever one may say
about the latter, it's not as bad as the former! Grade: C-
The Equalizer--Fully half of the
shows I currently watch are either reboots or spinoffs, which is
certainly a depressing testimonial to the state of network television.
But it does help when the reboots are well-done hat tips to some of my
favorite series from my childhood, as is the case with Queen Latifah's
version of "The Equalizer". The original "Equalizer" excelled at giving
a dark visual and narrative edge to rather conventional crimefighter
series plots set in New York City's gritty, high-crime years of the
80s. I was skeptical that the reboot would be able to maintain the
original's spirit, but it does a pretty good job more weeks than not. I
was even more skeptical that Queen Latifah would be a credible stand-in
for either Edward Woodward (from the original series) or Denzel
Washington (from the movies) but she serves up just the right blend of
honey and vinegar to pull off the role. "The Equalizer's" scripts
delivered roughly half of the time in the series' second season. Just
as was the case with most CBS procedurals, some episodes of "The
Equalizer" fell flat, but when the show was on it could be very
engaging. Predictably, the show occasionally suffers from being overly
woke, in one episode unhelpfully perpetuating the myth that white
supremacists are the driving force behind the surge of attacks on Asians
during the pandemic rather than the mentally ill. And real-life
wokeness cost them a cast member as McCall's mentor William Bishop was
abruptly written out of the show after actor Chris Noth got MeTooed last
fall. Noth's role in the series was nominal and not central to the
show's formula, but the "guilty unless proven innocent" cultural climate
we live in that led to his termination left a bad taste in my mouth.
It would be nice if "The Equalizer" and other series would be less
aggressive about its politics moving forward but that seems unlikely.
I'll continue to watch as long as the stories are good and the spirit of
the original "Equalizer" persists. Grade: B
The Rookie--Yikes! It would have
been hard to imagine after my glowing review of this Nathan Filion cop
show at this time in 2018 that "The Rookie" would fall from grace as far
as it has. The series' shortcomings became especially clear this
season as it went forward with its first 22-episode season. The burnout
was abundantly clear with several extremely weak entries. The series'
mix of humor, action, and drama that was so effectively fused together
in season 1 has grown stale and lifeless, bogged down by multiple
pointless subplots added in to cut camera time for the actors. To be
fair, "The Rookie" still hit the mark a few times this year, most
recently with the reclamation of respect from one-time guest star Greg
Grunberg dismissed as a clownish rookie recruit and shuttled off to be a
traffic cop until he proved his mettle as a worthy detective in his
encore performance, doing the leg work to figure out what his tormentors
could not. There was some impressive location work in the
action-packed season premiere as well, but even that seemed needlessly
rushed and beset by the awkward disappearing act of a popular character
played a mercurial actor who abruptly wanted out. But far more often
than not, "The Rookie" just seems tired, plodding along week after week
to fill its episode order and hoping to get to 100 episodes, of which it
will fall a couple of episodes short even if it gets picked up for
another 22 episodes next season. Ratings have been satisfactory for
ABC, however, with "The Rookie" holding its audience better than I'd
have imagined possible and assuring it of a fifth season. Perhaps I'm
being harder on this show than it deserves, but it's primarily due to
the fact that it was so deft and enjoyable in its first season but has
slumped so badly in the last couple of seasons. Here's hoping they find
their footing again, but generally when a show starts losing its
inspiration it is very difficult to get it back. Grade: C-
It was quite a wake-up call for me last month when a
statistic was cited on the news that 85% of Americans were now
subscribed to at least one streaming service. That's an astonishing
number....a good 20 points larger than I'd have expected. I asked some
others who are a bit more plugged into this sort of thing than I am if they
thought this number was viable and they seemed to agree that it was.
I'd have figured that the people who couldn't care less about TV would
alone account for more than 15% of households. The figure certainly
explains why live viewing of primetime network television has declined
to the point where "The Cleaning Lady" is now considered a hit show with
3.3 million viewers.
Obviously, you never say never in this life, but I'm
so fundamentally opposed to the notion of the pay-per-view television
model, and the inevitable proliferation of streaming services that
followed the original surge of the now-ebbing Netflix, that I seriously
doubt I'll join the 85% That means I'm likely to be back next year with
reviews of network television mediocrities being watched by fewer and
fewer people. That's highly disappointing for someone personally
invested in both the broadcast model of free television as well as the
shared cultural experiences that comes with television consumed over the
airwaves by tens of millions of people at the same time. But I've
never been bashful when it comes to staging a one-man crusade against
mainstream orthodoxy, so rewarding risk-averse network television will
continue to be my incoherent way of sticking it to the man.