Doylie, You're Doing a Heckuva Job!

In Chapter 326 of the same old novel, another member of the Bush administration is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. This time, it was Homeland Security Department Press Secretary Brian Doyle, who solicited a 14-year-old girl for sex online, flaunting his Homeland Security credentials to try to weasel her into his bed (I couldn't make this stuff up). The plan backfired when the "girl" turned out to be an undercover cop who entrapped him. And here I thought entrapment laws were only waived when it came to fining minimum-wage store clerks who sell a pack of cigarettes to 17-year-old narcs.

What a relief that the Republicans fought so hard to install that Department of Homeland Security. Those wizards have been coming through for us time and time again since the department's inception. And I fully expect Brian Doyle to follow George Tenet and Donald Rumsfeld in receiving the coveted Medal of Freedom.