Sunday, December 17, 2006

My Latest Pick-Up Line

"Hey, baby, let me introduce you to Time magazine's Person of the Year!"

Time just marginalized the decades it has spent building up journalistic integrity with its coronation of "you" as 2006's Person of the Year. The term "copout" is not nearly forceful enough to describe the creative malpractice Time's editors have humiliated themselves with. I know it's a couple of weeks early for New Year's predictions, but I'll nonetheless go out on a limb and project that at least some of the chuckleheads responsible for this travesty of an annual tradition will not be employed at Time magazine to determine who 2007's Person of the Year is. At least I hope some heads roll for this cheesy attempt to suck up to all of us.

"You're all winners!!!!!" What a frickin' joke.

2 Comments:

Blogger Rhea said...

So it really is all about me. I mean, us.
Rhea
The Boomer Chronicles

11:51 AM  
Blogger Mark said...

sara, enjoy your trip to Arkansas and Pennsylvania. If he's from Brazil, why does he have relatives in AR and PA? Just curious.

10:37 PM  

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